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Under-Graduate Degrees of Girls
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. – Beautiful Structure
B.L. –Beautiful Lips
B.B.M- Beauty But Married/ Beautiful Body Maintain
B.B.A. –Beauties But Aunties
M.B.A. –Married Beautiful Aunties
M.B.B.S. –Married But Beautiful Sight
Ufff! If I’d used this research in my Engineering papers, would have passed with flying colors.
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A fool becomes an intelligent, when he understands that he is a fool.
A genius becomes a fool, when he believes that he is a genius
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Anagrams
Dormitory- Dirty Room
Astronomer- Moon-starer
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
The Eyes- They See
A Decimal Point- I’m a dot in place
Eleven plus two- Twelve plus one
Princess Diana- End is a car spin
Mother-in-law- Women Hitler
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UNO conducted a survey.
Question was
WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT SOLUTIONS TO THE SHORTAGE OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THE WORLD??
The survey was a failure as
People in AFRICA didn’t know what FOOD was
In CHINA, they didn’t know what OPINION was
EUROPEANS didn’t know what SHORTAGE was
PAKISTAN and INDIA didn’t know what HONEST meant
MIDDLE EAST didn’t know what SOLUTION was
SRI LANKA didn’t know what GIVE was
SAUDI ARABIA didn’t know what PLEASE was
AMERICANS didn’t know what REST OF THE WORLD
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To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true
ARISTOTLE
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Tennis at its best was celebrated. Federer was about to bow out against Haas in R-16, with two sets down and a break point against at 3-4, the German needed just 5 games to upset the maestro, (gave me an heart-attack. LOL!) the Swiss grabbed from his best tennis. I'm sorry I doubted him. But he totally scared me for a minute there. He more than made up for it with the 4th set bugle, though. I hope he gets over the pressure of being "expected" to win... and just WINS!!! Federer, after the defeat of Rafael Nadal is the first candidate expected to win in Paris and hope he does! Go Federer Go!! #14 Grand Slam coming up.
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