Enter the Yetcha Dragon

I’d always love to grow a dragon. Stop giggling hypocritical Muggles (non-magical peoples) because you believe dragons are only a myth. The Dragon is the luckiest, most dominant coupled with health, strength, harmony and good fortune. To prevent them from being seen by Muggles, and to protect them from poaching, dragons are kept in dragon reserves around the world, most of which are far from human habitation and so you haven’t seen them.



For my birthday, I asked my dad, I need a dragon as my pet. But he strongly turned down by wish saying Dragons cannot be domesticated and that’s what Ministry says.

THUD!!


The door opened with a bang and there stood a man… No No… monster who was almost twice as tall as a normal man and at least five times as wide. He looked simply too big to be allowed; beard hid most of his face; he had hands the size of dustbin lids. His name was Phantom Lancelot, the great grandson of Rubeus Hagrid, who was the friend of Harry Potter, the famous wizard. He informed us that he comes from Hogwarts and as per the Minister of Magic, Ronald Weasley’s special orders; I was allowed to grow a dragon and he had come to pick me to DRAGON STORE at PENTAGON ALLEY. If a wizard or witch needs something, chances are that it can be found in PENTAGON ALLEY.



Once we reached there through POO NETWORK (Travelling through WATER), I was informed that I’ll be giving a dragon which will grow only up to 6 six feet, 5 times lesser than their original size. So it’ll be like a blown-up dragon doll for me. When I was a kid I tried to statues of dragons into real dragons by using transfiguration spells, which can then be controlled by the caster. But since I was too young, the spell never worked. (You need to be a complete wizard if you want the spell to work)



Since Lancelot warned me not to take a Hungarian Horntail, I got a glimpse of it while the shop-owner was showing me the dragon kids. It was black and being more lizard-like having yellow eyes with slit pupils (like a cat). Along their tails are bronze-colored spikes every few inches. Taken aback by the vicious look, I was shown Norwegian Ridgeback, a rare species of dragon; black with orange eyes and seems that their bites are mildly poisonous, causing swelling and green discolouration. I wondered whether Lancelot was bitten by this dragon, making him look huge and swollen. Not impressed as it was not glamorous, I moved to Common Welsh Green, which had smooth green scales and can breathe fire. But since a beautiful looking blonde Fleur Delacour Jr. had booked it before, I gave a deep sigh and punched the dragon’s cheek (as it is gonna get kisses from her) I turned town Chinese Fireball as it had fringe of gold spikes around the face and looked red. How can I pinch the dragon’s cheek??



I was dejected and buried my dreams of bringing a DRAGON PET; then something wet was felt at my back. I turned to see, surprised by the sight a little dragon spitting water from its mouth instead of Fire. I thought first, it must be a fountain but no... It is not... A real dragon. The owner said it is a new breed and yet to be named. It had an innocent look and glittering like a white crystal. Since it was spitting water, Lancelot named it as YETCHA DRAGON and I too did like the name. Then the dragon became one of my close friends. During summer, whenever there was a water scarcity, our YD saved us by sputtering POTS of water. Trust me, once if you try it out, you won’t even think about AQUAFINA, BISLERI. This is the purest and heavenly form of water. (Her rivals MOCHA DRAGON- SUSAN, PIZZA DRAGON-KALPANA, SAMOSA DRAGON- SAMYUKTA from neighborhood says the water (Yetcha) she spits, actually is while she drools at looking young guys. This was said by Kake, who can interpret Dragon language and he holds a PhD in it)



We had to feed a bucket of brandy mixed with chicken blood every half hour and so we shifted our house near a Liquor store. YD is skilled in seeking inside without grabbing anyone’s attention and sneaks out unnoticed. We like to go for a NIGHT RIDE, flying across the skies and she sprays water at the stars and clouds. She once saved our vault from being broken by robbers and drove them out. Never the robbers set their foot in our streets again. Dragon nails does work, and that it gives your brain a boost, making you cunning for a few hours; so once I tried to cut a piece from YD (she loves to grow nails; surprised to see even Female dragons grow long nails and applying nail-polish like humans) to which she responded appropriately at my face. The scars have disappeared but not the scares.



Moral: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus, which is Latin for, Never tickle a sleeping dragon.



The question is “Why am I here saying about my dragon?” Today is the birthday of our YD and I and Lancelot take mammoth happiness (like his size) in wishing her a great and memorable birthday. This post is not only to shower our wishes and give you an idea about our affection for her, but also to get SNACKS, COLAS, SAMOSAS, and CHAT ITEMS from her in the form of TREAT (can’t expect a glass of brandy from Yetcha Dragon and if you ask her, remember her response at my face) So here comes our trade mark dialog: MUMMY!! DADDY!! 4 DAYS!! NO FOOD!!

Say JAI YETCHA DRAGON and wish in my comment section. Else you will be FIRED… ergg… Sorry!! WATERED!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YETCHA DRAGON @ SWATHI PAUL!!

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The Curious Case of Missing Lancelot: Episode-2

Welcome back! Now our gorgeous reporter PADMA, interviews a pleasing to the eye (?!?!?!) girl from Chennai, ELITHRANIEL ARAWION who claims she had a close shave with Lance. Over to Padma. “LOL! I think you need to inquire his partner in crime Chriz. LOL! They two are one of a kind (Is it? Heard only Lance is one of A kind! Didn’t you check his blog?) LOL! You can check their blogs to know how great they are in flirting and wooing girls. LOL! I guess Chriz must be in contact with Lance somehow or the other. LOL! If you monitor their conversation, you can find where Lance is. LOL! They were flirting with me like anything and you know I was like Oh My God! Please get me out of it. LOL! And even lance invited me for a party but LOL! since I had some other work, I couldn’t make it. Lucky! LOL! I escaped from vicious thoughts! THU!”

Thanks LOL Elithraniel LOL! Oops!! LOL! Sorry! She injected this to me! Rather than being a sarcastic wolf, she is more of a Dog for this LOL! Sorry again!

But Chriz completely denies this fact. "The way you (WOLF) take the simplest statement, and then you twist it with a completely negative connotation. It's really, actually, impressive. I'm amazed. Lance is my friend. We had a big party at Philippines once and yes it’s true we go gaga over girls but never have we banged girls without their consent. And please keep it secret, we did kiss two of them there. Ha Ha!”

The International Police which was unconcerned about this issue has now got into painstaking action. They are sketching where Lance have travelled and tracking the people with whom he was last seen. The investigation team has rounded KANAGU who was seen dropping Lance at airport. But he looks guiltless and childlike and was bamboozled by Lance who claimed he need to get to airport as soon as possible as his marriage was fixed with his girl friend all of the sudden. The squad has got enough proof of it from his chatting that he had made public in his blog! Poor boy!! From Chennai, he moved to Mumbai where he ran short of money and playing a game on Vin’s memory, he looted most of the gold from her and fled to USA. The innocent Swathi Paul was drugged most of the time and this facilitated Lance to carry her along with him. G3 akka (sis) who was caught in CCTV waving to Lance at airport and here is the still.

G3 , when inquired, says “Awwwwwwwwwwwww… :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( “ But on close surveillance, it was found G3 sis was waving to a Mc Donald boy and she was relieved with a big grin. And Sudha, our correspondent at Chennai, catches her smile

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Very Big isn’t it.

As the FBI started their investigation at USA, they found Lance has used USA as his base for starting his sex house and within few days, he had screwed the likes of Britney Spears, Scarlett Johansson, Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley and even Demi Moore (very desperate as AGE NO BAR is his policy). As mentioned earlier he being a very good METAMORPHMAGUS, disguised himself as BRAD PITT, GEORGE CLOONEY, WILL SMITH and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and carried out this. The celebs were afraid of raising the voice as their career will hit an all time low if leaked and they will be the prey for Paparazzi. After a courageous complaint from EMMA, like the cat is out of the box, some of the stars are coming into the limelight and the complaints against LANCE are rising day-by-day. The sex tapes that were recorded by Lance shows after working out with them, he transforms to his original look (which the police were not interested to see… Our unidentified sources reveal they rewind the tape whenever this scene comes) The Police’s primary duty now turned into ordering sheets of paper for writing complaints rather than tacking him. So much is his JALAPULA JALAPULA game (means F**K) played with celebs. There are rumors that he even tried his hand on few of the BOLLYWOOD celebs like DEEPIKA PADUKONE, SHILPA SHETTY while he was in Mumbai. Here is the photo of Lancelot while has was morphing.

He do come online rarely and comment in others blog. How come?? He has attacked a blogger at US named AALAVANDHAN anna (brother) and took over his laptop which he is using now for observing others’ blog. So this is the reason why Aalavandhan is out of blogging for days.

A line has two ends. Few believe Lance is innocent and soon he will surrender to the court and prove he is innocent. JENNY, his sister says “He is above suspicion and was wrongly marked. Though the witnesses were against him, I strongly say HE IS THE WRONG PERSON AT THE WRONG TIME. I’m goanna work for him (Defense Lawyer) in this case as soon as I finish my Law (OMG! Years?? More comfortable for Lance to hide) and my Lance’s Junior KIRTHI will assist me in this."

Police are making a final step to get Lance out of hiding. Since Lance is a big HP freak, like JKR says, “If there is one thing that Lancelot can understand, it is LOVE.” So they are telecasting the videos of the speeches of the adorable kids, they call him as MAMA (Uncle/ Chacha), Amritha and Divya. Speaks Amritha, the elder of the two, “Hey! Arun uncle! Please come… Instead of taking your Law books, you took my Math assignment notes and text-book. I’ve got my exam in two weeks. Please come and return back. Already my Math Ma’m is angry on me since you, who took my home work for pride and solved even the basic addition wrongly. Please return the notes mama!” Divya, the younger kid is fuming as Lance stole her video game and chocolates. Poor Boy! Will this speech move Lance and make him surrender before court? Will Lance be seen soon in the blogging world or online? Hope we will be addressed all this soon!

Mr. Nxgmobz for ABC NEWS. Thank you! Have a great day!

The Curious Case of Missing Lancelot: Episode-1

Good Morning to all the Indian viewers, Good Afternoon to South-East Asian viewers, Good Evening to Australian viewers and Good Night to American viewers. Let’s have a look at our top stories… erg… Story… Vroom...


Is LANCELOT No more? The man who has solved cases is in the midst of molestation?


Our detailed coverage:


ARUN KUMAR who is better known as LANCELOT in the blogging world has been missing for weeks. Is he dead? Oh! Stop distributing sweets, control your legs that are jumping in joy, hey kid hold on, don’t… no… Don’t burst crackers. He is alive. But he is missing. This mystifying guy who was born in TAMIL NADU, INDIA had moved to SINGAPORE to work in a renowned law firm. While tracing back to his roots, he is known as humorous, clever but not in studies and ehmm… Parental Guidance (PG) section, sp please move your little children away from the box. Ok! Moved?? Fine! And he has a gush for beautiful girls.



Says AKILA, his classmate “Though he is not so hot and sexy, he tends to be and flaunts as if he is the beautiful man in the universe. He asks us to connect him with the good-looking girls, may it be junior or senior with him. We will shout his name whenever WE-KNOW-WHO girl crosses and he pays us for this heavily at canteen through snacks, samosas and cool drinks. But he has a principle which he never ruined, that is NOT TO LOVE CLASS MATES AND COLLEAGUES AT WORK GROUP” (Like DON'T SHIT BEFORE YOUR NEIGHBORS HOUSE)



KARTHIK, a fellow blogger and his ONCE UPON A TIME CLOSE FRIEND discloses some of his secrets and he has filed a complaint to SINGAPORE POLICE against Lance. “For few months all were smooth and he was like Mr. Nice Guy but it all happened and I’m lucky to see to it, the animal in him unleashed. I took my girl friends EMMA WATSON and VANESSA ANNE HUDGENS for a dinner as he had invited us. But most of the time his eyes were fixed at them rather than the Chicken in the plate and I could still remember, him saying, THE CHICKS ARE HOT but I couldn’t get the meaning of it at that time.”



Continues THOORIKA, their close ally “After few days, he stole their numbers from my mobile since he couldn’t get from Karthik. He messaged EMMA from my mobile inviting her for a party. He was cunning and clever enough. If he’d messaged from his mobile, she wouldn’t have come. Soon he left stating stomach problems (giggles) and after few hours or so while I was going through my sent items, I found his intentions and immediately pinged Karthik. He acted to EMMA that I’ll be arriving in few minutes and he drugged her drink. As she was semi-conscious, he dragged her to the room next and (she broke)…..”



Interrupts Karthik, “No! No! No wild imaginations. She broke down because she couldn’t believe it was Lance who had done it. But a coin has two faces and so was his second. Before he could screw her, I arrived to the room, looks like a cinematic hero (grin) but that’s the truth. He jumped out without pulling his pant but since all my attention was on EMMA, I didn’t mind to get hold of him."


And Karthik shows us the photo he took while LANCE was about to do with EMMA.




When contacted, EMMA is not ready to disclose anything as her career will be at stake and she asks to contact her boyfriend Karthik regarding this.



But few fellow bloggers were in his support. VIN, a blogger from Mumbai says “He came here few days back, we had a walk in JUHU beach and ate PANI PURIS, and interestingly he paid for it (hehehhehehhehe in her style) If he is a culprit and if photos are being forwarded to all the countries, why wasn’t he caught at airport? It’s all a made-up case.” Thank you Vin! You and your poor memory rocks! He paid for PANI PURIS but Vin, have a look at yourself in mirror because your 5 Sovereign necklace and 2 Sovereign Ring are missing and you know about the India and security, they let all the culprits in. Moreover Lance is a famous METAMORPHMAGUS who can change his face and get-ups at anytime.



Karthik Krishna, another blogger and close friend of his, says, “Mmmm… Sounds interesting! But I’ve stopped visiting his and Karthik’s blog. Lucky I didn’t take my girl friends Meera and Beauty when he invited us. Still I couldn’t believe what you are saying but the facts and circumstances are against him. They have got a strong proof. Hope they will catch him soon and find the real truth after which I’m planning to make a film on this, casting the actual members involved in this case. My Junior SWATHI PAUL alias YETCHA DRAGON will produce it. But before that you have to find her like Lancelot as she too is missing. It’s been days, since I’d met her in college."



This gave a new lead to our exploration. Has Lance Kidnapped Swathi Paul? Is she in his custody until he escapes; a hostage? Swathi is famous for bunking the college but this time more the days has raised eyebrows. When we got her mobile call list, the last dialed number and received call was from LANCELOT further strengthens our belief. So where are they now?? What’s the intention of Mr. Lancelot??


We will be back after a short commercial break. Stay Tuned!!

FLIRT FAILURES: FF- PART 2

PART-1 Click Here


N was one and only good looking girl in Karthik’s class. As the devil, Mr. Love arose in him, he was waiting for a chance to strike a conversation with her and cement a place in her heart. He was informed by his friends that she will be the first to reach the class as early as 7:45 AM for 8:30 class. So Karthik took the tough job by giving up his sleep, woke early and reached the class by 7:50 AM. Only He and N were in the class. So he moved to the desk next her, gaining courage, spoke.

Karthik: Hi!

N (looked at him as if he was from a UFO): Hi! And she sunk into her book

Karthik: You from?

N: House

Karthik: Ha Ha!

N: That’s not a joke!

Karthik: Oh! Are you a hosteller?

N: Are you deaf? I told I’m from house!

Karthik: Where is your house anyways?

N: The place where it was built… A land in Chennai

Karthik: Oh! You look good in this dress…

N: Is it needed? What the dressing you find in school uniform??

Karthik: Oh! You are reading C?? I know it... if you have any doubts...

N: Thanks! I’ll ask Sir!

Karthik: Oh! Can I get your no?

N: 33

Karthik: Is it? Not 8 digits?? Tring Tring??

N: No!

Karthik: Ok! Bye!!

And Karthik walked out of the class, dejected and his little heart not ready to take any more insults and foul languages. And he found it is the better time to leave because he don’t want to get caught by his class mates and spoil his reputation (As if he’d)

Days passed. One of Karthik’s friends Mr. Spec befriended her thanks to Karthik's ideas. Karthik who had many plans to impress N was not ready to take the risk after his first shot failed miserably and didn’t hit the target he expected. So he gave his ideas to Mr. Spec, who was good looking, bright and had a cute smile, long hair (Complete opposite of me!) and they clicked. Even if Karthik tried it wouldn’t have because as the saying FIRST IMPRESSION IS THE BEST IMPRESSION and she have got an F in attitude. Karthik don’t prefer those girls. But as per their agreement, whenever Spec speaks with N, he has to go with Karthik (for a chance of looking her and also spy their conversation) which made N to have a forced conversation with Karthik sometimes….

Coil forwards…..

It was Raksha Bandan. Karthik who usually bunks this day fearing his class girls would tie Rakhi in his hand, had to attend the class sorry to say because he had PHYSICS exam. For the first time Karthik thought WHY WASN’T MY SCHOOL DRESS IN FULL SLEEVES?? At lunch, N approached their bench and asked Spec to show his hand. Without knowing the penalty, he put forward his arm bravely (Spec is so dumb that he didn’t check the calendar today and Karthik also didn’t warn him because he was longing for this to happen!!) only to find a red-color Rakhi tied to his wrist. BLAST!! Stunned and turning pale, he took 10 Rs from his pocket and gave her. Still he couldn’t believe what had happened. Now she turned to Karthik. His heart was pounding faster

N: Show your hand!!

Karthik: Mehandi?

N: No!! Rakhi!

Karthik: Sorry! I’m not ready to be your brother.

N: Why?

Karthik: I never moved with you with such intentions.

N: But I…

Karthik: Sorry! Physics Ma’m called me! I’ve to leave

And he jumped from his desk before his classmates could catch him and ran to the library. He entered the class only after the staff came fearing his classmates would arrest him (headed by Heart Break Kid- Spec) so as to give N an edge over him. From then on, Karthik never turned her side. He could see the images of Rakhi and himself hanging in a ROPE that looked like Rakhi whenever he sees her face.

THE END (Of this Story but not to his FLIRTIVITIES)

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