Since I was asked to put six packs by Elithraniel Arawion for her next film PLAYBOY produced by THOORIKA, I was out of blogging and hitting GYM for round the clock. With 4 packs been developed and the shooting will start in two weeks, I will disappear again. Now back for a short duration to suck your happiness out like a DEMENTOR by taking you a trip down my memory lane that I would like to share with you; one of the FF (FLIRT FAILURE) of Mr. Nxgmobz.
Karthik, R, D went for a symposium at one of the renowned engineering colleges in Chennai. Their friend M is studying in the college and being a final year student, M got the license for conducting the symposium with his classmates and he assured them cash prizes (This is not legal but they have to shed 20% of the cash to M so it falls on the edges of Legal)
Karthik: Uhh!! Great!! The girls are good looking! Traditional Sarees… Feel like I’m a bridegroom!!
D: If I’d known about this college, I would have pestered my dad to get a seat here.
M: So have you registered for any events?
R: Kya?? We came here for food macha! Who cares for the event? We don’t look for prizes. Guarantee us food and snacks.
M: Girls and Food and your mind won’t function anything other than this. Come to canteen…
D: Wow! Who says Mr. Innocent? It won’t take time for us to turn the history back to show the dark side of Mr. Innocent... Shall we rewind??
M: Public! Public!
(And all the 4 pranks were at the canteen munching Dosa, Pongal and their eyes wandering for girls. And then Karthik’s eyes were fixed to the gang of three girls who were giggling, their coffee cups untouched, hands clutching the mobile, the reason for their giggles)
Karthik: She looks hotter than coffee
M: So as you!!
M: Eat the Dosa you’d ordered. Half gone in my plate and so could you please shift your hand to your plate?
Karthik: He he! Sorry! You can take mine!!
(And now the deserters’ eyes are onto those girls)
M: No!! Junior… But I know them… The middle one is my friend…
D: Lucky! Even the juniors in our college don’t look at us!
R: Is she Telugu?
M: Naah! Guess!!
D: Kolkata Rasagulla??
M: Macha! Bang on! How da??
R: Wild guess!!
D: They are white-skinned… Presumption... He had flirted with more Marwari girls.. Hope you remember?
Karthik: All the glitters are not good and all the whites are not Marwaris
D: Then how come?
Karthik: You could find from their dressing Macha! Did you see the other girls we had seen? Either in designer or light colors! Only Marwaris wear dark, roller blind colors with crazy embroils; dark orange like the middle, Yellow like the left, blue, Pink like the right.
R: Mr. Flirt is good in all these stuffs but still he didn’t have a one!!
D: Taking time to Load/ Install/ Buffer a girlfriend?
R: He had got more curses than proposals! Oops sorry! Curses are Tan 90* (Infinity) and proposals are Cos 90* I would make a visit to Mars and come back but still he won’t find a one!!
Karthik: Leave it Macha! I’ll PUSH the curses in STACK and POP it out!
M: But due to less access time, I hope you wouldn’t have popped out Miss N?
Karthik: N N N N N N N!!! (Echoing in his mind)
To Be Continued…