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4.27.2009

Enter the Yetcha Dragon

I’d always love to grow a dragon. Stop giggling hypocritical Muggles (non-magical peoples) because you believe dragons are only a myth. The Dragon is the luckiest, most dominant coupled with health, strength, harmony and good fortune. To prevent them from being seen by Muggles, and to protect them from poaching, dragons are kept in dragon reserves around the world, most of which are far from human habitation and so you haven’t seen them.



For my birthday, I asked my dad, I need a dragon as my pet. But he strongly turned down by wish saying Dragons cannot be domesticated and that’s what Ministry says.

THUD!!


The door opened with a bang and there stood a man… No No… monster who was almost twice as tall as a normal man and at least five times as wide. He looked simply too big to be allowed; beard hid most of his face; he had hands the size of dustbin lids. His name was Phantom Lancelot, the great grandson of Rubeus Hagrid, who was the friend of Harry Potter, the famous wizard. He informed us that he comes from Hogwarts and as per the Minister of Magic, Ronald Weasley’s special orders; I was allowed to grow a dragon and he had come to pick me to DRAGON STORE at PENTAGON ALLEY. If a wizard or witch needs something, chances are that it can be found in PENTAGON ALLEY.



Once we reached there through POO NETWORK (Travelling through WATER), I was informed that I’ll be giving a dragon which will grow only up to 6 six feet, 5 times lesser than their original size. So it’ll be like a blown-up dragon doll for me. When I was a kid I tried to statues of dragons into real dragons by using transfiguration spells, which can then be controlled by the caster. But since I was too young, the spell never worked. (You need to be a complete wizard if you want the spell to work)



Since Lancelot warned me not to take a Hungarian Horntail, I got a glimpse of it while the shop-owner was showing me the dragon kids. It was black and being more lizard-like having yellow eyes with slit pupils (like a cat). Along their tails are bronze-colored spikes every few inches. Taken aback by the vicious look, I was shown Norwegian Ridgeback, a rare species of dragon; black with orange eyes and seems that their bites are mildly poisonous, causing swelling and green discolouration. I wondered whether Lancelot was bitten by this dragon, making him look huge and swollen. Not impressed as it was not glamorous, I moved to Common Welsh Green, which had smooth green scales and can breathe fire. But since a beautiful looking blonde Fleur Delacour Jr. had booked it before, I gave a deep sigh and punched the dragon’s cheek (as it is gonna get kisses from her) I turned town Chinese Fireball as it had fringe of gold spikes around the face and looked red. How can I pinch the dragon’s cheek??



I was dejected and buried my dreams of bringing a DRAGON PET; then something wet was felt at my back. I turned to see, surprised by the sight a little dragon spitting water from its mouth instead of Fire. I thought first, it must be a fountain but no... It is not... A real dragon. The owner said it is a new breed and yet to be named. It had an innocent look and glittering like a white crystal. Since it was spitting water, Lancelot named it as YETCHA DRAGON and I too did like the name. Then the dragon became one of my close friends. During summer, whenever there was a water scarcity, our YD saved us by sputtering POTS of water. Trust me, once if you try it out, you won’t even think about AQUAFINA, BISLERI. This is the purest and heavenly form of water. (Her rivals MOCHA DRAGON- SUSAN, PIZZA DRAGON-KALPANA, SAMOSA DRAGON- SAMYUKTA from neighborhood says the water (Yetcha) she spits, actually is while she drools at looking young guys. This was said by Kake, who can interpret Dragon language and he holds a PhD in it)



We had to feed a bucket of brandy mixed with chicken blood every half hour and so we shifted our house near a Liquor store. YD is skilled in seeking inside without grabbing anyone’s attention and sneaks out unnoticed. We like to go for a NIGHT RIDE, flying across the skies and she sprays water at the stars and clouds. She once saved our vault from being broken by robbers and drove them out. Never the robbers set their foot in our streets again. Dragon nails does work, and that it gives your brain a boost, making you cunning for a few hours; so once I tried to cut a piece from YD (she loves to grow nails; surprised to see even Female dragons grow long nails and applying nail-polish like humans) to which she responded appropriately at my face. The scars have disappeared but not the scares.



Moral: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus, which is Latin for, Never tickle a sleeping dragon.



The question is “Why am I here saying about my dragon?” Today is the birthday of our YD and I and Lancelot take mammoth happiness (like his size) in wishing her a great and memorable birthday. This post is not only to shower our wishes and give you an idea about our affection for her, but also to get SNACKS, COLAS, SAMOSAS, and CHAT ITEMS from her in the form of TREAT (can’t expect a glass of brandy from Yetcha Dragon and if you ask her, remember her response at my face) So here comes our trade mark dialog: MUMMY!! DADDY!! 4 DAYS!! NO FOOD!!



Say JAI YETCHA DRAGON and wish in my comment section. Else you will be FIRED… ergg… Sorry!! WATERED!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY YETCHA DRAGON @ SWATHI PAUL!!

THANKS!!! KEEP VISITING!!!

19 Droplets:

Chriz said...

i thought the yetchai dragon was anusha... cha just miss aayiduchu...

swati paulukku enadhu porandha naal vaalthukkala pass pannidu brother...

oru roja poo kodukanumnu aasai.. but no money.. so ennaala mudinjadhu" manasaaara vaalthuradhu dhaaan"..

chriz

Aparnaa said...

Happy Birthday Swathi.. LOL @ the card!!

viji said...

Happy birthday to ur friend swathi ~!

Lancelot said...

yetcha dragon vazhga...

Thoorika said...

Happy birthday swathi...

for once i am relieved to NOT to see my name anywhere in the post :P

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

@chriz
thanks ya.btw plz call me swathi or yetcha dragon.its k a rose thas throns along wit ,your hearty wishes are better any time.
@aparana
thanks ya.i know im killing karthik for that
@viji
thanks ya
@thoorika
you are safe.im the next target.they dont spare me even on my bday
@lancelot
aye naa enne paavam panen
yen da manathe vangre?????????
stupid.anyways it was different.thanks
@karthik
remember 7:20 147a.
today is my b'day so im being nice to criminals like you and lance.thanks for the post.but wait till your bday comes

preeti said...

happie bday swati :):)
you gotta cool wish out here. good work kar :):)

Vinnie said...

Many happy returns of the day, Swati!!

thanks to u, i have loads of information about dragons:)

V. Archana said...

Happy birthday,Swati :)

and thans for visiting my blog,karthil...do drop in again :)

muthu said...

happy b day......

Lancelot said...

@ Swathi

Siluvai here... innama namma pasangalayae nee meraturaa...ithu verum trailer thaan...Copycats la main picture irukku...wait chesthaanu

Arc said...

Good year to your Friend:-)

God Bless.

And dragons, ahem!

Karthick Krishna CS said...

@swathi..
Hearty Birthday Wishes Sis...
பிறந்தநாள் நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்...

Lancelot said...

@ Kaki

siluvai pesuren paa...athisayama pasanga blog la comment panni irukka...appuram yetcha dragon un thangachiyaa...

dei Karthik athunaala thaan nee KAKIya machan machanu kupiduriyaaa???

Narayana Narayana....

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

@lance
nee urupadave maate
@kaki
thanks anna.i will find that stalker wit in 10 days.idhu lance mela sathiyam

Karthick Krishna said...

@lance
//athisayama pasanga blog la comment panni irukka...//
ippadi puralyia kelappaadheenga

//appuram yetcha dragon un thangachiyaa...//
ya, of course...

//i will find that stalker//
ya, surely someone from our dept

//idhu lance mela sathiyam//
very gud commitment...

Lancelot said...

@ Swathi

ennaku romba doubtaavae irukku rendu perum orey area verraa orey bus verra :P :P

@ Kaki

ethu puralingaringa boss - Karthik payangraathaa illa neenga avan blog la comment panni irukathaa???

narayana narayana...

Karthik said...

@ all:

Thanks!! Long Live Yetcha dragon!!

shanmuga priya said...

hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiii swathi!!! happy b'day..
hey karthik..i cudn say anythng..but on the whole it's amazin....

"LONG LIVE YETCHA DRAGON"
LOLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....... :)
KEEP IT UP MAN!!!