Welcome back! Now our gorgeous reporter PADMA, interviews a pleasing to the eye (?!?!?!) girl from Chennai, ELITHRANIEL ARAWION who claims she had a close shave with Lance. Over to Padma. “LOL! I think you need to inquire his partner in crime Chriz. LOL! They two are one of a kind (Is it? Heard only Lance is one of A kind! Didn’t you check his blog?) LOL! You can check their blogs to know how great they are in flirting and wooing girls. LOL! I guess Chriz must be in contact with Lance somehow or the other. LOL! If you monitor their conversation, you can find where Lance is. LOL! They were flirting with me like anything and you know I was like Oh My God! Please get me out of it. LOL! And even lance invited me for a party but LOL! since I had some other work, I couldn’t make it. Lucky! LOL! I escaped from vicious thoughts! THU!”
Thanks LOL Elithraniel LOL! Oops!! LOL! Sorry! She injected this to me! Rather than being a sarcastic wolf, she is more of a Dog for this LOL! Sorry again!
But Chriz completely denies this fact. "The way you (WOLF) take the simplest statement, and then you twist it with a completely negative connotation. It's really, actually, impressive. I'm amazed. Lance is my friend. We had a big party at Philippines once and yes it’s true we go gaga over girls but never have we banged girls without their consent. And please keep it secret, we did kiss two of them there. Ha Ha!”
The International Police which was unconcerned about this issue has now got into painstaking action. They are sketching where Lance have travelled and tracking the people with whom he was last seen. The investigation team has rounded KANAGU who was seen dropping Lance at airport. But he looks guiltless and childlike and was bamboozled by Lance who claimed he need to get to airport as soon as possible as his marriage was fixed with his girl friend all of the sudden. The squad has got enough proof of it from his chatting that he had made public in his blog! Poor boy!! From Chennai, he moved to Mumbai where he ran short of money and playing a game on Vin’s memory, he looted most of the gold from her and fled to USA. The innocent Swathi Paul was drugged most of the time and this facilitated Lance to carry her along with him. G3 akka (sis) who was caught in CCTV waving to Lance at airport and here is the still.
G3 , when inquired, says “Awwwwwwwwwwwww… :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( “ But on close surveillance, it was found G3 sis was waving to a Mc Donald boy and she was relieved with a big grin. And Sudha, our correspondent at Chennai, catches her smile
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Very Big isn’t it.
As the FBI started their investigation at USA, they found Lance has used USA as his base for starting his sex house and within few days, he had screwed the likes of Britney Spears, Scarlett Johansson, Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley and even Demi Moore (very desperate as AGE NO BAR is his policy). As mentioned earlier he being a very good METAMORPHMAGUS, disguised himself as BRAD PITT, GEORGE CLOONEY, WILL SMITH and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and carried out this. The celebs were afraid of raising the voice as their career will hit an all time low if leaked and they will be the prey for Paparazzi. After a courageous complaint from EMMA, like the cat is out of the box, some of the stars are coming into the limelight and the complaints against LANCE are rising day-by-day. The sex tapes that were recorded by Lance shows after working out with them, he transforms to his original look (which the police were not interested to see… Our unidentified sources reveal they rewind the tape whenever this scene comes) The Police’s primary duty now turned into ordering sheets of paper for writing complaints rather than tacking him. So much is his JALAPULA JALAPULA game (means F**K) played with celebs. There are rumors that he even tried his hand on few of the BOLLYWOOD celebs like DEEPIKA PADUKONE, SHILPA SHETTY while he was in Mumbai. Here is the photo of Lancelot while has was morphing.
He do come online rarely and comment in others blog. How come?? He has attacked a blogger at US named AALAVANDHAN anna (brother) and took over his laptop which he is using now for observing others’ blog. So this is the reason why Aalavandhan is out of blogging for days.
A line has two ends. Few believe Lance is innocent and soon he will surrender to the court and prove he is innocent. JENNY, his sister says “He is above suspicion and was wrongly marked. Though the witnesses were against him, I strongly say HE IS THE WRONG PERSON AT THE WRONG TIME. I’m goanna work for him (Defense Lawyer) in this case as soon as I finish my Law (OMG! Years?? More comfortable for Lance to hide) and my Lance’s Junior KIRTHI will assist me in this."
Police are making a final step to get Lance out of hiding. Since Lance is a big HP freak, like JKR says, “If there is one thing that Lancelot can understand, it is LOVE.” So they are telecasting the videos of the speeches of the adorable kids, they call him as MAMA (Uncle/ Chacha), Amritha and Divya. Speaks Amritha, the elder of the two, “Hey! Arun uncle! Please come… Instead of taking your Law books, you took my Math assignment notes and text-book. I’ve got my exam in two weeks. Please come and return back. Already my Math Ma’m is angry on me since you, who took my home work for pride and solved even the basic addition wrongly. Please return the notes mama!” Divya, the younger kid is fuming as Lance stole her video game and chocolates. Poor Boy! Will this speech move Lance and make him surrender before court? Will Lance be seen soon in the blogging world or online? Hope we will be addressed all this soon!
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