Rantings of a ANTI- RAKH(i)STAR

Day comes and day goes. But for me it is not just the matter of 24 hours but the life which l am living just because of you. I still can't forget the day when no one came for my help but you gave your hand and let my all worries goes off. I have read a story that there was a monster who wanted to engulf a girl but suddenly god sent an angel for rescuing her. He gave his hand and took out the petrified girl from the deep pit. You were my angel who saved me. I don't need any occasion to show my gratefulness towards you because every moment of my life is a blessing of yours. I don't want to beautify my words to make myself better than others. Because emotions, feelings come direct from heart only for those people whom we love truly and these should be describe straightforwardly. These are my pure emotions which are just for you. You are always with me. I really love you.

Your's sister
Sandhya

Sob! Sob! Just like you, after reading the first few lines, I thought it would be a Love letter. But, there is something called FATE! And that’s how it played its game on Raksha Bandan. They are two Rakhis that scare and drive me mad; the first got engaged recently in Rakhi ka Swayamwar and the other that gives me headache every year. The festival is marked by the tying of a Rakhi or holy thread by the sister on the wrist of her brother. The elder brother in return offers a gift to his sister and vows to look after her same while an elder sister returns offers to her younger brother. It is one of the worst festivals in India. I want a BAN on this festival not to celebrate in public. For a DAIRY MILK, 5 STAR, PERK all beautiful girls tie Rakhi in our hands metaphorically hanging us to death in a small rope. If you want chocolates, ask me. But please don’t tie Rakhi.

Quit playing games with my heart

Before you tear us apart

Quit playing games with my heart

I should've know from the start

How is the poem? Nice!! Thanks to BACKSTREET BOYS who composed a beautiful tune for my LYRICS. But Damn, didn't give credits to me! At least keep your brother hood and sisterhood at home and not to every other guy in work place, school, college etc. If you want to tie Rakhi, do it to unsightly Lancelot but don’t dig at me. That too for a guy who is as hot as Ryan Reynolds, Eyes like RANBIR KAPOOR, Nose like JOHNNY DEEP, Cheeks like ORLANDO BLOOM, Smile like SHAH RUKH KHAN, Abs like JOHN ABRAHAM!! And if you say you want only good-looking guys as brothers, again I opt out. You have Kanagu, Arv, Narayanan, Karthick. They have umpteen girl-friends and I’m still in the starting stages of SINGLETON. If all the girls tie Rakhi to me and call me brother, better arrange me tickets for United Kingdom, USA and a WORLD TOUR as I need to search girls there. (I pray to god that they should be ignorant of Raksha Bandhan)

Why can't you be just friends? Why you need to be sister?? I can't comprehend that thought at all. I’m ready to accept your Rakhi under the condition that you should transfer at least 20% of their family assets to my name since I’m her brother. Will she?? How can we stop this? Once if news starts spreading like DEJECTED BROTHER’s GIFT ON RAKHI: GIRL’s WRIST BROKEN as headlines, it will create Goosebumps among girls and they’ll fear to tie Rakhi.

Since the author is afraid that he may be arrested either for EVE TEASING or his detractors wouldn’t find enough space at his hand for tying RAKHI, for security reasons, he is absconding in advance and will be off for a while until things return to normal. His mobile, G-Talk, Yahoo, Twitter accounts are declared Holiday tomorrow and all the Proposals will be REJECTED*. The author announces in ADVANCE he will be available for 24 hours on February 14 and all the proposals will be ACCEPTED*

*- CONDITIONS APPLY.

PS: Happy Raksha Bandhan to all the POOR INNOCENT SOULS!!

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