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7.26.2009

Time and Tide wait for VIN

After Terrorist attack, MNS, now it is turn for RAIN to play in MUMBAI. Life in Mumbai has been crippled again due to heavy rains and the city is preparing itself to face high tides from the Arabian Sea. Air, road and rail traffic has been affected by the heavy rains. The BMC has also requested the education department to declare a holiday in educational institutions and make students (from Kindergarten to College students) sing RAIN RAIN GO AWAY song. Himesh is banned from composing a remix-for it and rendering his voice) Our Fellow blogger, sweet voiced, Airtel Rocking Cuckoo alias ARC has been invited to shower her song so as to stop the showers. She was born with the unique gift of the Almighty. Goddess Saraswati had given her the boon of being popular with a beautiful voice. Since, Air, road and rail traffic has been affected by the heavy rains, ARC couldn’t fly over. What a pity?? Once AR Rahman is back to Chennai after completing his obligations, he will record ARC in his studio and the songs will be aired in all the Channels, Radio at Mumbai. Other states are in talks to get the ARC version of song, in case heavy rains lash them. Ok, Enough of praises as I’ve already spoken more than what she had given.


If heavy showers coincide with the high tide, the city's 100-year-old drainage system may not be able to release all the excess water into the sea. When investigated the major cause for this heavy rain, GLOBAL WARMING was not the answer. Every wind points its finger towards Blogger VINNIE’s house. Vinnie, who is a famous blogger, not in Mumbai, India, but all over the world has fled the blogging scene for a while. It was a major shock for her fans and complaints kept on ringing at Google Administration. This PRESSURE then stirred into the Central Arabian Sea and lifted the clouds moving Northward. Due to VIN’s prolonged absence, a DEPRESSION has also formed over the same belt. After finding there are some problems in VIN’s system, Lord Varuna stopped his download services and asked Water Goddess, Ganga to start her upload services in the form of Huge Tidal waves. The weather conditions changed drastically on Tuesday and the Civic Body, which was on its toes for the last two days as high tides measuring over 5 meters hit the city's shores, has warned of similar occurrence for next forthcoming days until VIN returns and called for steps to stop possible flooding.


"We must consider ourselves lucky as there were no heavy rain (along with tides) and hence the effect was not much. But due to Vinaya’s absence, more such high tides will hit the city in next two-three days" Kanagu said, who went to met his child-hood friend HEMA MALINI ji.


There is an additional headache for Municipal officials as rain water LOGGED OUT from Vin’s house, fused with the VIRUSES in her System and people are warned to stay safe from the infectious diseases that are set to spread through these Viruses.



Huge waves crashed onto the retaining walls at Nariman Point, Colaba, Cuffe Parade, the Marine Drive, Haji Ali, the Worli Sea Face, Bandra Bandstand, Juhu, Versova, Marve, Gorai, Bhandup and Vikhroli. The bombshell was these were the places visited by VINAYA frequently and Tides have come in search of her. Bajanlal Seth, a well known Pani-Puri wala at Nariman Point to whom VIN has to settle her Bills (Once Lancelot who thrown in a surprise visit at Vinaya, took her for a treat and ate 100 Puris) got undisclosed amount from waves. May be they would have thought VIN is on a RUN because of this debt. Similar episodes were witnessed at the above listed places to all BHEL PURI walas, CHAI walas and whoever concerned had a debt to Vinnie.


So VIN, please come back as soon as possible and save the fellow citizens. Before I leave let me upload some pictures of HIGH TIDE IN MUMBAI.


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Please Click on the Images to see the Enlarged view!!














THANKS!! KEEP VISITING!!

12 Droplets:

Ajai said...

I hope let the Wind, Tsunami and Hurricane attack You instead of VIN!!

arc said...

adapaavi..sandhula sindu paadi..ena publicla ipdi damage pannita..:P

ena damage panirndaalum, en paaa vera damage panitae:P:P:P

Nalla iru:P:P

P.S: Thanks for the publicity:P:P:P

arc said...

paata* not paa:P

Anonymous said...

LOL @ the photos!!

Chronicwriter said...

eppadi ippadi ellaam?

vinnie and arc gaaliyaaa?

www.chronicwriter.com

Narayanan said...

comment no.6

Narayanan said...

n this is comment no.7

Narayanan said...

dei..enakku onnum piriala da..post...

this is comment no.8

kanagu said...

ha ha ha.. :)

its good karthik.. great imagination again :)

aana enna yen Hema Malini friend ah aaki irukkenu than theriyala... :)))))

nee indha maari post pootu pani puri bill matter ellam solrathu naala, bayanthu VIN vandhuruvaanga nu nenaikeren :P :P

Saranya S said...

Whatta natural disaster that has been going on....;)

Anto Paul said...

Mokkai of the century...

Vinnie said...

yenna da Karthike...yeddike iddhe yella...i'm a poor girl struggling in Mumbai...n water?? whats that?

i havent seen any 'tanni' since ages...no bath..no drink..no wash :(