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2.18.2009

Twenty-Twenty

I was thinking what to write as my next post. Since my college was opened, I ran out of ideas as usual and how unlucky I could be, my friend AJAY tagged me. He is not having a blog and mailed me 20 questions which I should answer failing which he won’t drop by my blog hereafter. Being one of the regular commentators, I don’t like to lose him (Mmphh… So Karthik, You won’t get a TEA to hold him??? Lance I could read your inner mind) and so I took his tag.

 

 

This tag is Rated R for strong brutal sexuality and language. So below 18 and weak hearted stay away from this.

 


1. What book are you reading now?

JAVA- The Complete Reference… Project time

 

2. Favorite dessert??

I don’t like to go to dessert. Prefer snowy regions… Oh!! You were referring the eatable.. Naah… I have never had an one and dunno how dessert will look like.. G3 sis might get me one at next blogger meeting…

 

3. Where were you born??

Hospital

 

4. Is the cup half empty or half full??

Full empty… I drank the coffee…

 

5. What's under your bed?
 

Dust. My Mom vowed she won't clean it; being my room, i should do it all

 

6. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Baby

 

7. Who is your favorite celebrity crush??

I am not goanna tell anyone.. Whoever I say Lancelot will jump in claiming SHE IS MINE… Better I keep my mouth SHUT

 

8. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

The book has only 14 pages

 

9. What is the maximum speed of your vehicle?

10 kmph.. I’ve an age old cycle Hercules MTB whose chain gets loosened for every 15 pedals...

 

10. Will you have an edge if you are in a circle of friends???

 

No.. Because Circle don’t have edges... Might be If I’m Squared by my friends, I will have the edge

 

11. You find your underwear holed.. What you’ll do??

 

It has already two holes that I can push my legs into it…

 

12. You are thrown into red light district with girls naked around, arousing you. What you’ll do??

 

Get a condom........................................................... 

And preach them to have a safe sex adding I’m not yet 18, so leave me dropping LANCE's Mobile number…

 

13. Intriguing incident?

 

Indian Cricket Team cancelled their tour to Pakistan because of Mumbai attacks… But the same Indian team toured Sri Lanka where Tamilians are being attacked… So is Sri Lanka more secure than Pakistan? Or the Tamil citizens of Sri Lanka are no way related to India???

 

14. Tell me an A joke?

 

A and B are close friends. A was the School Topper. One day A’s father went to……

Oh you need some Sex jokes?? Sorry… I never like to hear those stuffs…

 

15. If you would gift me something memorable for tagging you, what it would be??

Cast you in a leading role for a PORN MOVIE

 

16. Aishwarya Rai- Padmashree…. Mallika Sherawat?

BED-MA-SPREE

 

17. You are to suggest a book for your blogger friend. What you’ll?? Only 2

 

Lancelot: 100 ways to comment related to Karthik’s post

Vinnie: How to stop blogging everyday

 

18. You are changing robes without locking the door. Suddenly your girlfriend enters into the room. What you’ll do?

 

Ask her to close her eyes or lock the door outside

 

19. Do you like watching Puppet shows??

 

I have been witnessing it for past four and half years. Mr. Manmohan Singh Ji….

 

20. Have you ever lied in your life?

It took you 19 questions to figure it out??? Brains like you, must be the son of Dementor….

 

So I thought of tagging one of my friends who is yet to do my previous tag. But since he thinks NEGATIVE (Stress it) of Tags, I’m not giving him. Girls, better don’t take this tag to damage your reputation (Mind voice: Even if you tag, they won’t do it) Interested and DARE FOR ANYTHING attitude friends can take this!!


THANKS!!! KEEP VISITING!!!

41 Droplets:

Lancelot said...

me the first

viji said...

Me the second first. LOL

kanagu said...

me the third.. he he he :)

viji said...

### 8. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

The book has only 14 pages ###

book title pls.

viji said...

## 11. You find your underwear holed.. What you’ll do??



It has already two holes that I can push my legs into it… ##

haha superb. I liked the way u think . :)

viji said...

### 14. Tell me an A joke?

A and B are close friends. A was the School Topper. One day A’s father went to……

Oh you need some Sex jokes?? Sorry… I never like to hear those stuffs… ###

nange ellarum nambithom. :D

ஆளவந்தான் said...

//
Cast you in a leading role for a PORN MOVIE
//
male artist thaane :D

ஆளவந்தான் said...

//
I have been witnessing it for past four and half years. Mr. Manmohan Singh Ji….
//

Does Mann-Mohan-JING know about this? :D

ஆளவந்தான் said...

//
18. You are changing robes without locking the door. Suddenly your girlfriend enters into the room. What you’ll do?

Ask her to close her eyes or lock the door outside
//

Check out one comedy scene from Poove Unakkaga movie by Charlie..

karumam karumam.. mooda vendiyatha vittutu etha mooda solluthu paaru :)))))

Wed Feb 18, 09:34:00 PM

Karthik said...

atleast u shud've told us the A joke.
;)

விஜய் said...

\\1. You find your underwear holed.. What you’ll do?? It has already two holes that I can push my legs into it…\\
This is the best thing :-)

\\1. What book are you reading now? JAVA- The Complete Reference… Project time\\
TO be laid off future Software Engineer :-)

Thoorika said...

Oh you need some Sex jokes?? Sorry… I never like to hear those stuffs

Aiyo aiyo.. poi solla evlo easy a vardhu unaku.. !

kanagu said...

/*Where were you born??

Hospital*/

/*Will you have an edge if you are in a circle of friends???



No.. Because Circle don’t have edges... Might be If I’m Squared by my friends, I will have the edge*/

Kaadhula ratham :(

/*Intriguing incident?



Indian Cricket Team cancelled their tour to Pakistan because of Mumbai attacks… But the same Indian team toured Sri Lanka where Tamilians are being attacked… So is Sri Lanka more secure than Pakistan? Or the Tamil citizens of Sri Lanka are no way related to India??? */

best one :)

/*Aishwarya Rai- Padmashree…. Mallika Sherawat?

BED-MA-SPREE*/
Mallika will be happy to hear this :)

swati said...

wat a tag yaar awesome answers..
//16. Aishwarya Rai- Padmashree…. Mallika Sherawat? BED-MA-SPREE..//
the best one..
there are a couple of othrz which i cnt quote..
n u still nt 18??

//8. You are changing robes without locking the door. Suddenly your girlfriend enters into the room. What you’ll do? Ask her to close her eyes or lock the door outside//
lolz..

keep going buddy ur on the right track..:)

Chriz said...

who ever u say.. i am also gonna jump in....

Kartz said...

Tags! I rarely do them! And I seriously feel like kicking those ppl who tagged me on facebook... x( As if blogger wasn't enuf, am tagged on networking sites. Sheesh...

Anyway, 20 was cakewalk. Try 50. U know where to look for it. ;D

Peace.

Lancelot said...

@ Kartik

I wont comment in such stupid blogs I am sending Siluvai for this one...

Lancelot said...

Vankkam ba Lance enna anupichitaan…rendu perum ethuku Rad Madhav blog la sandai pottinga???

//1. What book are you reading now?
JAVA- The Complete Reference… Project time//
En naina dabaikiraa, un mark sheeta Lance kanpichaan nee padipiya athuvum Lance friendaa irunthukittu padipennu sonna en kupathula irukka pacha pulla kuda nambathu…
//2. Favorite dessert??
I don’t like to go to dessert. Prefer snowy regions… Oh!! You were referring the eatable.. Naah… I have never had an one and dunno how dessert will look like.. G3 sis might get me one at next blogger meeting…//
Ai akka unkum vaangi tharenuchaaa, enkittayum sonnichu

//3. Where were you born??
Hospital//
Meyalumaa?

//4. Is the cup half empty or half full??
Full empty… I drank the coffee…//
Ithu enna kelvi half adicha half cuppu full adicha full cuppu ketkaranya nalla detailu…


//5. What's under your bed?
Dust. My Mom vowed she won't clean it; being my room, i should do it all//
Ennaku bedae illa pa  Munima than namma beddu :P

//6. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Baby//
Ai porakum pothe peroda porakuthu, kudavae LKG admissionum vaangitu vanthurumaa??

//7. Who is your favorite celebrity crush??
I am not goanna tell anyone.. Whoever I say Lancelot will jump in claiming SHE IS MINE… Better I keep my mouth SHUT//
Nee vaya thoranthu solrathu Lanceukku, nee manasukkulla nenaikiraa nalla figures mattum ennaku…

//8. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.
The book has only 14 pages//
Enku ischool poyae palakam illa, neeyaachum naalu eluthu padichirukiyae kannu, appuram 14 pakkathulla varaa ore booku Malgoa Aunty, Pappa Potta Thappa mathiri gilma book thaan nee athellam padipiyaa…chi chi…

//9. What is the maximum speed of your vehicle?
10 kmph.. I’ve an age old cycle Hercules MTB whose chain gets loosened for every 15 pedals...//
Naan kattumarathaa start pannenu vayu chumma bulsaru mathiri joraa poovum…

//10. Will you have an edge if you are in a circle of friends???
No.. Because Circle don’t have edges... Might be If I’m Squared by my friends, I will have the edge//
Dhorai English ellam pesuthu…

//11. You find your underwear holed.. What you’ll do??
It has already two holes that I can push my legs into it… //
Naama eppovume kavanam thaaan, FREE size pa nambaluthu

//12. You are thrown into red light district with girls naked around, arousing you. What you’ll do??
Get a condom...........................................................
And preach them to have a safe sex adding I’m not yet 18, so leave me dropping LANCE's Mobile number…//
Machi Lanceoda Chennai number unkitta thaana irukku- en kodukka matta nee…

//13. Intriguing incident?
Indian Cricket Team cancelled their tour to Pakistan because of Mumbai attacks… But the same Indian team toured Sri Lanka where Tamilians are being attacked… So is Sri Lanka more secure than Pakistan? Or the Tamil citizens of Sri Lanka are no way related to India??? //
Enku politics aagathu baa…

//14. Tell me an A joke?
A and B are close friends. A was the School Topper. One day A’s father went to……
Oh you need some Sex jokes?? Sorry… I never like to hear those stuffs…//
Machi nee annaiku entta sonniyae oru munthiri palaa joke atha sollu ba…

//15. If you would gift me something memorable for tagging you, what it would be??
Cast you in a leading role for a PORN MOVIE//
Ai appo ajai thaan antha pron movie parkuraa dhosthaa??

//16. Aishwarya Rai- Padmashree…. Mallika Sherawat?
BED-MA-SPREE//
En aalu Genelia vayum Shreyavayum enna solluvaA??

//17. You are to suggest a book for your blogger friend. What you’ll?? Only 2

Lancelot: 100 ways to comment related to Karthik’s post
Vinnie: How to stop blogging everyday//
Lance naathari padikaa mataan somberi paya,
Vinnie he he he he patti thamasu…

//18. You are changing robes without locking the door. Suddenly your girlfriend enters into the room. What you’ll do?
Ask her to close her eyes or lock the door outside//
Parthu paa ponnu mobilea film pudichu netla uttra poguthu, appuram nee Trisha mathiri PRASANNAM aayiduvaa…

//19. Do you like watching Puppet shows??
I have been witnessing it for past four and half years. Mr. Manmohan Singh Ji….//
Politics nahi…

//20. Have you ever lied in your life?
It took you 19 questions to figure it out??? Brains like you, must be the son of Dementor….//
Yaaru pa antha Dementor- Arnold nadicharae antha padama??

Lancelot said...

@ Kartik

this is Lance,...mavanae antha Negative comment is about me nu theriyuthu...

G3 said...

//So below 18 and weak hearted stay away from this. //

I come under the second category enbadhaal.. idharku mel me no reading the post :)

shyabba.. ivan posta padikaama thappikka ennenna vazhi ellam kandubidikka vendiyadha irukku :P

Senorita said...

@ kartik...
//
I have been witnessing it for past four and half years. Mr. Manmohan Singh Ji….
//

Good one...

Vinnie said...

Karthik!!!
nee chinna pullae da...yenna iddhe..so many A rated stuff??

witty answers btw, 20/20 for u:) 20 eclairs too..
>o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o<

P.S: book by me ah? wait i will post twice daily now:)

V. Archana said...

hillariousss.... and a li'l gross too :P

karthi said...

dey thanmpi nee adanga mattiya ..
anyways cool one.

Karthik said...

@Viji: Thangamalar from Thinathandi.. friday edition!!! With few pages torn by the papa next door

Really I dunno any A jokes... Lance s not teaching me


@aalavandan: Ajay s male... JING Ji.. good timing.. LOL...


@karthik: Will tell More jokes after refering websites mate!! :) Come to g-talk.


@Vijay: Future Software Engineer?? he He.. that's a good joke!!


@Thoorika: Believe ma.. Am innocent.. Sob Sob!! (A face like the cat in Shrek)

Karthik said...

@Kanagu: Y man?? u wanna MALLIKA 2 sue a case for me?? if lance works for her, sure I cn escpae from the clutches of judgement!! :)


@Swati: i'm still sweet 13 and I never grew :P

@Chriz: Machi.. plz da.. I've only few figures... u have more girl friends.. everyday a girl... i get only once a month.. Pl dont spoil.. :(


@kartz: Man i don have patience to do 50 answers... I love 2 read :)


@Lancelot: Siluvai dunno english and u have mentioned, sorry Siluva mentioned he never went to school.. So either shd have translted this to him, being Siluvai's close frnd... And i fear Lance would have misinterpreted siluvai's answers and so i am confident these answers were not of SILUVAI's.. one and only Lancelot.. :) So do u think NEGATIVE?? u alaways have POSITIVE man.. blood group and HIV group too :P I mean High In Versatile

Lancelot said...

@ Kartik

lance here...Siluvai is the one and only person responsible for those answers...dont u remember he and nattamai learning english now da...

Karthik said...

@G3: Lucky u dint say i'm below 18.. i would have been thrown in shock


@Seno: thnks Sen! u dint like the other answers?? :(


@Vinnie: if u post twice a day, i'll cme to mumbai and break ur system!!


@Archana: R u below 18?? :P


@karthi: first time here.. keep visiting!!

Karthik said...

@Lance: but SILUVAi will maintain a decency in his speeches!!

Lancelot said...

@ Kartik

is it??? avana mathiri oru galeeja naan parthathu illa...

ஆளவந்தான் said...

//
You find your underwear holed.. What you’ll do??

It has already two holes that I can push my legs into it…
//

Mine has THREE holes, where I can insert my HIP too :)) LOL

viji said...

### @Viji: Thangamalar from Thinathandi.. friday edition!!! With few pages torn by the papa next door ###

pakathu veetuku papa ku etavai vayesu?? :D

he he he..

Lancelot said...

Pappa potaa Thaa___

Karthik said...

@viji: 2 yrs old

@Lance: Nanbha.. its between us that you r a PK (PAPA KODURA).. Y u make it as Public?? :P

Lancelot said...

@ kartik


machi jothi theatre la un padam maati irukaangaratha maranthudatha... (Parangimalai jothiyil regular customer Kartik :P)

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