After persecuting model exams, ill-afflicted assignments (for my friends because I’ve scribbled some 2-3 pages compared to theirs comprising 20-30 pages) I’ve got my hall ticket, back to blogging despite my semester exams on erg……. Lemme check the time table…. Angg... Nov 7th. After a comical battle with my brains, at last I’m here to speak the genre of my blog. And then, there came back S again (Ergg... In my dreams) who still I couldn’t figure out a guy or a girl (Still the voice is strained)
Hey Man! Your Blog rocks! But I couldn’t get to know about Mr. NxgMobster (Me!!!!!) completely. So can you explain about his character, looks, attire, favorites etc etc... I’m very much in Ergg… I like him. So could you?” Due to the request from one of my (Ok! One and only) fan; let me explain about the famous (Soon!) and rising star NxgMobster.
Toing Toing Toing and mosquito coil runs in front of my eyes and slowly I go into sleep (Usual Job!!) Here starts the journey about the man who is admired by hundreds today (check my count!!) For the conjecture and perception he has put forth (and will be) for the betterment of mankind (?!?!). Here is an imaginary, excerpt interview with Mr. NxgMobster and he was questioned by you!! (Because Nxg has the habit of double-dealing me) So he’ll be straightforward if you interview him under the stipulation that you should ask the questions set by me!! (Weird Interview, isn’t it?)
Here we go
The Interview starts and get pleasure from (?!?!) the answers given by our ‘thala’
Friend’s Call as: Mob, Maams, Maps, Machi and All bad words!!!
Gender: Common!! Male!!
Height: Shorter than Amitabh Bachan, Taller than Thangaar Bachan
Weight: Changes! Current 56kgs
About Me: We shouldn’t blow our own trumpet. Let the world speak about me sooner or later!!
Relationship Status: Committed
Relationship Status: Single
Children: This is too much!
Face: Ok! Average
Face: Ok! Ok! Mirror Cracking Material
Moustache: May be on my best mood!
Beard: May be on the mood of barber!
Hair Style: Refer above
Sexual Orientation: Straight (I never mean this in double-meaning)
Dressing: Pant and Shirt in College and Short and Tee-Shirt in house (would be better if they allow it in college too)
Jeans: Shankar- Aishwarya Rai- Top Star (During those times) Prashanth
Jeans: Black, Blue….. All are in shop! But Dad not interested in getting me those!
Drinking: Yes, Heavily H2O, Socially Soft drinks, occasionally Juices
Washing: Machine! Mummy!
Sports: Tennis, Playing in friends’ love life
Activities: Be in-‘active’ when all are active
TV Shows: All my mom watches! No other go!
Education: Funny People!
High School: Good Serial by Walt Disney! Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale are good
College: A good program in SS music
University: A worst Kollywood flick with good humor from Vivek!
Occupation: Sleeping, Dreaming, Blogging
Company: Friends when I hang-out
Job: Good-for-Nothing Officer
Job Description: Described above
Career Skills: Refer Occupation
Languages I speak: English, Tamil, Telugu, Hindi (Last two wrongly)
Languages I write: C, C#, C++, Java
Languages I write: Ok! C, C++
Languages I write: Ok! English (Am an Engineering student! Stop mocking)
First thing we notice about you: That I’m not really noticeable but you managed to notice me!
Build: By studying like this in engineering, have to go and build houses only
Turn Ons: Stove to cook, Fan when sweats, Light to read at nite
Turn Offs: All the above after the job is over
Girl Friends: Tan 90*
Girl Friends: One
Girl Friends: Ok! Cos 90* (0)
Crush: Refer above answer
Crush: ok! Tan 90*
Girls who talked with you: Haven’t counted
Girls who talked with you: Ok! Haven’t talked
Idea of Perfect First Date: Dollar percent exponent at hash dollar star
From my past relationships I learnt: Lol!
Ideal match: Chelsea Vs Man United or Federer Vs Nadal
In My Bedroom we’ll find: Spider web, mosquito, bugs, bed, stinking pillows, bedsheets but never me!!
Ambition in Life: To complete BE
Then: To work in a MNC
Then: Ergg…. To search for a job! Ergg… Pass
What is the genre of the blog??
Ergg…. Do you have options???
Ok! Will it cover Nuclear Deal?
Lol! He He! Even Manmohanji doesn’t know it
Ok! Will it deal with Rajnikanth into politics?
Lol! Even Rajinikanth doesn’t know it
Ok! Will it deal with share market rises and crashes?
Lol! Even God doesn’t know it
Ok! Will it deal with all kind of useless craps?
Lol! It took you so much time to figure out eh?? Ya!! Rite!!
Based on: Real life Incidents
Based on: Ok! Real + Reel incidents
All…. The Best isn’t it!
No!! All are Worst!
Pspp pspp pspp pspp and the clouds have opened, wishing me through the drops of rain (heavily) but with a hoarse voice “Get up you buffalo, time is 9 and still you sleep without any fear of semester exams!” standing there was my mom with a jug in her hand looking full raged. Fearing for my cut-off-break fast, I’m here typing this post hoodwinked her stating “I’m executing a program in JAVA” So this blog with deal with all kind of useless facts with more of my real life incidents along with little imagination. Dunno why I started this blog. Felt like creating a one and now I’m in my 5th post without covering any useful information. Lol!! From now on, you can expect valuable posts(?!?!) and all genre in this blog from technology, sports, education, films and blah blah implying in which I’m good at writing.
And this is the end of my posts in Preamble label (At last you’d the heart to complete it) and from now on the main blogging starts!!
This is the Start!
From now on, Goanna steal your Heart!
Thanks! Keep Visiting!