Lingo - Bingo


Hurray!! Its Your Birthday!!

Two reasons caused a break in the F for Friendship series

1.   I’ve run out of ideas as to how to continue and what to deal next in the series. There will be more expectations for the sequence when the first part is a hit and has been liked by fans (but this is not in my case)

2.    My blog friend in Singapore, Lancelot alias Arun Kumar alias Legolus alias huff puff... (Enough I guess) is celebrating his birthday today. My first blogger ‘Close’ Friend as I already mentioned in my STUPEFY post; I couldn’t gift him as he is staying in Singapore, miles and miles away. Moreover the packing and courier are not reliable and unsure whether my gifts will reach him safe. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Ok! I’ve no money to buy a gift for him (My purse has only ‘BITS’ of paper and a 10Rp Note where GANDHI laughs at me sadistically ‘HOW LONG YOU ARE GONNA SAVE ME IN YOUR PURSE? ATLAST I'VE SEEN THE SUNSHINE’ Thinking of parceling and courier is like dreaming to capture the seat of PM without starting a party. Ok! No politics right now. This is the first birthday I’ve come across in my blogging life (The date was I’m aware of... Sorry if I missed the others in this period…  Have to wish for PJ, VIN, SENORITA, SHANKI, PREETHI, VIJAY only if they’d given their birthdays to me) and so to make it as a grand birthday wish, for the first time I’ve tried my hand on poetry.. (HORROR!! Aarghhh!!!) Ehmm… LAUGHS!!! Ehmm!!! LAUGHS LOUDER… Ok! Ok! I doesn't feel it is an interruption in the series. My series is on FRIENDSHIP and wishing him can also be in the series until it doesn't turn into seri(ou)s. This is F for Fantastic

Happy Birthday! May God Bless you! Wish you a Joyous Birthday! These phrases are done to death, but still they remain popular. Birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. Some like Sunday some like Monday, but I like your birthday. It is the day I think, “Oh! He still survives?? Then I should also do!  And also when he flies down to Chennai, I can expect some big treat and chocolates, cakes from him. Jokes apart, I’m reminded of what Molly Kenae says,

Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. True to as your knowledge and wisdom never gets drained and like the technology, it keeps on mutating and iterating day by day (I swear didn’t get any money from him! Did I Lancelot?) You could find it once you start conversing with him. I say Birthdays are good for you as Statistics show that the people ‘who have the most’ live the longest. Also those whom the gods love grow young, and you are not exclusion. And I, being a God, like you more and so grow youthful every birthday. Me a god?? Common! Haven’t you heard of the proverb? God and Child are same. God comes in the form of child.


CHILD=GOD ---- (1)

ME=CHILD---- (2) [Somebody stop me before I utter the F word]

From (1) and (2)


Nice proof eh?? (Take a knife and sharp it soon)


And so here comes the most awful… Ergg… tongue slip! Awesome poem wishing Arun, a Happy Birthday


Ah, it's your birthday...

have a purely perfect day.

Where exactly do you stay?

I'll have a package sent your way.


Celebrate your day with glee

I'll help celebrate with thee

Make it grand, that's the key

have a blast with intensity.


Once a year is all we get

so make it special, bet?

Yes, I know we haven't met

but I'm an admirer in your (inter)net.


I dig your contests, they glow

I have so much fun, you know.

I feel I know you through your bio

and I love your poetry


Here's wishing you a merry thought.

Hope something's good in your vault.

That nothing happens making you distraught;

that all goes well as it should and ought.


you’re wanting some peace, alone time

if so walk in forests enjoying nature, sublime

or sit in the backyard holding loved ones real tight

make the most of your day clear into the night.


Oh! The above stanza reveals you are committed

Sorry, Being a Secret I shouldn't have vomited

As your fair life sheds its years, long

may you sing another birthday song!


Whoever read this, don’t try to rob

From Google search, it is stolen by mob (ME)

Writing poems is not my job

This doggerel is so bad that you could sob


But also take into your head that, you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Birthday is a joyous occasion. What could be a better birthday gift than the gift of happiness? This birthday, share happiness by spreading laughter. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again and will be present forever and this is a best present from the God for your Birthday. (You could’ve got an increase in attendance percent if you’d put this PRESENT in college)



13 Droplets:

Scattered Thoughts... said...

I was scared to open this post when i read "to be continued.." in your last post but then I saw some thing different and I knew there is god some where ;)

okay.. the most important piece - your poetry.. you are really getting inspired from gang and not bad.. and I didnt look for it on Google :P

Vin said...

karthik, dont u ever say u cant make poetry! (thanks to Google saar)
u too writing crazy equations, take another:
tired = 1/2 dead
~ 2 tired = 1 dead (multiplying 2 to both sides)
Hence, if u r too (two) tired, u r dead!!

dont kill me, guys :):)

P.S. Happy Birthday, Lancelot aka friends r more personal than others as we can share our dark side too!!

Karthick Krishna CS said...

My hearty wishes to the one who doesnt celebrate his birthday...
Innaa thannadakkam...
Arun vaazhga..
Singapore vaazhga...
andha ammani vaazhga... [;)]

Karthick Krishna CS said...

i dont like (to get) philosophical wishes. Sounds kinda preachy to me. Anyway, on behalf of me u've posted a wish. thanks...

Lancelot said...

ellarukum nandri vannakam...veraaa onnum solrathukku illa...

Senorita said...

@ Karthik..2 never cease to amaze me :)

@ Arun...Belated Birthday wishes...

Aparnaa said...

Happy B'day Lance.. How much did u give 2 Karthik fr this post?? Lol!!!

Aparnaa said...

//My purse has only ‘BITS’ of paper and a 10Rp Note where GANDHI laughs at me sadistically ‘HOW LONG YOU ARE GONNA SAVE ME IN YOUR PURSE? ATLAST I'VE SEEN THE SUNSHINE’//

//I’ve tried my hand on poetry.. (HORROR!! Aarghhh!!!) Ehmm… LAUGHS!!! Ehmm!!! LAUGHS LOUDER… Ok! Ok!//

Karthik's touch!!! ROTFL

When ur last post was emotional, this was humor 2 the core!!! ANd the Eqn... OMG!!! U r a genius!! Nobel prize fr u!!!

Ajai said...

Is he King of Singapore?? :P.. Karthik.. Is this out of frndship or Treatship?? International Agreement?? Anyways Happy Birthday Lancelot aka Arun.. Ur blog s cool!!

Lancelot said...

ithukku peruthan kupittu vechu asingaa paduthuraathungrathu...ippo santhoshama thalai unnaku...koovavae koovaathaanu sonna 10000 roopaikku koovitiyae thalai...

Karthik said...

@ST: The gang writes better than me.. Thnks buddy, lucky u were not scared.. then it wud b SCARED THIUGHTS (ST) Jus kidding.. keep dropping!!

@Vin: Wow!! This eqn drives me crazy.. Thnks!! Keep dropping!!

@Karthick Krishna CS:Thnks nanba!!

@Lancelot: Short and sweet rply?? :D

@Senorita:Thnks Seno! Keep dropping!!

Karthik said...

@Aparnaa: Shhhh!1 Apu keep it as a silent.. Hawala mukkabula cases will be filed then!! Lol!! Naa.. Already Vin s competing wit me fr Nobel prize.. She deserves bigger than me!!

@Ajai: He s the monarch of Singapore.. Lancelot s the name of King Arthur mappi.. Wic means, he 2 a sing.. cha King!! Lol!! Thnks buddy!!

@Lancelot: How much saw.. We cant see this ah?? Small matter head (Evalavo paarthutoom.. Ida paakamaathoma?? Sappa matter thala translation in english)

Lancelot said...

Lancelot is the name of King Arthur's first knight... and kartik...

Elephant one day come cat one day come...(yaanaikku oru kaalam vantha poonaikku oru kaalam varum) cut two pieces...(ek math dho thukada)...